Monday, March 29, 2010
I went to Sam's Club this evening to pick up a couple of items. Here's what happened while I was checking out....
Cashier: "Is she with you?"
Me: As I'm looking around I ask, "Who are you talking about?"
Cashier: "Is the person on the card with you?"
Me: "Oh, that's me, here's my license if you need to see it."
Cashier: "If this is really you, you should go to member services right away to have a new card made. You look much younger and smaller than the person on this card."
Me: "Oh, okay. Thanks! I've been working really hard and have lost a lot of weight. I had already planned on getting a new license made next week. I'll be sure to get a new Sam's membership card made too."
Not even kidding!
HOW FUNNY IS THAT?