Not Even Kidding

I went to Sam's Club this evening to pick up a couple of items.  Here's what happened while I was checking out....

Cashier:  "Is she with you?"

Me: As I'm looking around I ask, "Who are you talking about?"

Cashier: "Is the person on the card with you?"

Me: "Oh, that's me, here's my license if you need to see it."

Cashier: "If this is really you, you should go to member services right away to have a new card made.  You look much younger and smaller than the person on this card."

Me:  "Oh, okay.  Thanks!  I've been working really hard and have lost a lot of weight.  I had already planned on getting a new license made next week.  I'll be sure to get a new Sam's membership card made too."

Not even kidding!

HOW FUNNY IS THAT?