Pea Juice

Me: While pointing to some yellowish fluid on the countertop......"Oops! Looks like I got some pea juice on the counter."

David: "Pee juice??"....... along with a puzzled look.

Me: "Pea juice."

David: "You peed on the counter?"

Me: "PEA juice!"

David: "You don't have to say juice. Pee is the juice! But that still doesn't explain why there's pee on the counter."

Me: "No! Pea juice!"....While pulling my plate of PEAS out of the microwave.